Are you sure it's not an iguana?

Uninvited guest crawls into kitchen for a bite

This post is from St Petersburg Times



My favorite peice of dialogue:

"What's going on?" a dispatcher asked.

"There's an alligator in my kitchen!" Frosti said.

"How long do you think the alligator is ma'am?"

"It's huge!" Frosti said. "… I only saw the first half of it, and that had to be at least 3 feet. … Because it was behind the freezer, and I just disappeared."

"Are you sure it couldn't be like, a, uh, iguana or a really large. …"

"Oh, no, no, no, no!" Frosti said.

"All right," the dispatcher told her, "we'll get deputies out that way."